holiday bridging like kena sai sia ..

ytd got 2 hour chinese .
but all they teach is what we learn before le
even i also know
then change class some more
whatfuck la
i think xiao lao shi very nice lo
i only pass 2 exams for chinese before
and both were when i was under her
(this year MYE and EOY btw)

then now transfer me to some tangcc class
sian la
if not because xiao lao shi class got ten thousand pple then i sure
rebel
and ask to transfer me back de lor whatfuck ...
first impression of tangcc was not very good
bet his of mine isnt any better either

then next lesson was amaths
come in teach matrix
teach you how to siam bullets and get stuck in some
realy really chou jin positions
but i damn headache
so just slept throughout
matrix abit lame
actually very
someone maybe got nothing better to do then invent this shit de

following amaths was geog
by then i think i getting better le
so was more awake ( lol ._. )
went through the exam
i think i damn heng coz i did the two questions i thought were easiest

then end of school liao -.-
most pple had diamond , some lame physics tuition
which later i learned is held by an even lamer teacher
so i waited for them then go lich house
i think i down there hog the comp all day la =x
he and jh spam psp then i think the rest is just look at me play le -.-
ytd was in horrible form i felt
totally rubbish , could have played much better

btw now i am late for todays bridging
but late 1 minute same as late 10 hours
so might as well squander some time first
gonna outside school eat breakfast first then come in
maybe can dapao some more



btw this is an ancient picture of bun holding percys hand
GAH SODOMY !

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

today i finally collected back my phone .
was like FINALLY MAN , after 3 weeks

then had choir also today
where we learnt the animal crackers
pather , cow , firefly

the cow song actually goes like "MOO-MOO"
but cute la =p

during choir some seniors came back !
hahas they got break before their second paper , amaths
so just chilled around with them and sang some old old songs
that might come out for history

then wendy wore one of my shoes !
so i wore her the other side -____-"
damn damn small
and you can imagine she was like "wa your shoe damn big leh !"
walk walk walk
damn pain le then don wan wear already
so in the end change back =p (duh)

then after choir went to catch a movie
(which is one of the things i dont really like to do)
20th century boys

i feel the plot is cool but the ending is screw'd
is like wtf man
i expected the baby girl to like protect them from the explosion
or something
but in the end she grow up and go tear pple's poster! -.-
the show also quite funny la , alot of parts laugh laugh laugh

then sitting beside me was nuer
so she damn suay
like the whole movie kena scare by me 30 times
and popcorn
kena throw like 50 times

but popcorn got finale one
show end liao i nvr eat finish popcorn
so i jitao pour everything left on her xD

ok sry damn lame ._.

then went to lan .
first round tio thrash sia zzz
then after that the morale come back le then we win another game
then suddenly someone (i dono whether its me)
suggested all 5 intel heroes
so i steady lor
our team become :

cm+lina top
zeus solo mid
pugna+leshrac bot

i played leshrac .
i like the first match cause i was owning , well so was zeus
but not the point
my stun nid aim one , not like his skills noob also can click tio ._.

second match same line up but my lane opponent damn pro
pitlord and cg
wakao eh the pit come out fire come down
hp kena like free
then cg on energizer come chase ...
GG
kept dieing till 0/3 then change lane -.-"

in the end din get to finish that match coz lan close le
wtf ._.

okay la so thats why now im at home and not still at lan like crazy

tmr is saturday , i *think* i have nothing on and so ill sleep late
that's all^^

'DANIU(:

results part II

YAY !

i passed chinese ! :D
got b4 and won nicole by 1 mark some more xP

though i aimed for 70 , i actually long ago knew it was impossible
since the tcher said damn hard =p


then got geog
i aimed for 65
and i got 72 ! MUAHAHAHAHAA
=DDDD
this one damn surprising sia
36/50
19 for question 2
17 for question 4

yayeeeeeee ! so "hae-pee"

then hor today banluk also damn heng leh !

total ban ban 4 times !
of coz not in a row la ._.

so today got $11+ bucks
and plus kok just added another 5 bucks or so into his
ever-so-deep debt =p

hahhahahaha today is a good day (:
i prepare the badminton racket le !
tmr sure wont forget le wahaha

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

RESULTS PART I

all the following are SA2 only .
means not overall .
flames and criticism are welcome ...
... to eat shit

in percentage ,

eng : 65
a.maths : 85
e.maths : 88
feeeeeeeezicks : 62
chemistry : 72
combine humans animals : 55 _|_

my targets were :

[x] phy : 70
[ ] chem : 70
[x] ss : 60
[x] hist : 70
[ ] eng : 65

gah .

tmr get back chi and geog sia
only scared chinese fail

btw the phy question on the egg thing

"BURN PAPER PRAY TO GOD" FTW !

and that barometer part out of 4 i got 2 !
haha , ok ok la
considering the countless pple who totally blanked ._.

死肥猪 is sick
she thinks the whole world misses her which is why she keeps sneezing
i pity whoever thinks of her
think until the brain no more space coz she too big =.=

nvrtheless ,
GETWELLSOON ! =D

i'm off to play neopets again!
(PS : MY STOCKS ARE GREAT ! overall +20%!!)
that's all^^

'DANIU(:

louis percy junhua weiming
yuxin jaslynn 死肥猪 charis NJL nicole

the people i went out with today for bowling as well as kbox

meiqi supposed to come too
but suddenly she say she got problem shitting
and got headache

but junhua was more sick than her and still made it anyways o.O
read between the lines and hypothesize what im trying to say =p

njl was specially ... addicted ... to lau yilin today
like 80% of her sentences had something to do with lauyilin
i think we better save her before we kena infected ourselves ._.

anyway
bowling was uh ..
nothing interesting .

my score remained 70-ish while louis owned both games with 103 and 98
graaaah !
my spin ball also not that spectacular ._.

but we saw two groups of xm pple there
the 3o1+mzy gang
and the jiayi , yuxiang , kuan hao gang
they apparently reached before us and left before us as well
we only played 2 games coz bowling was only an activity to buy time
till 2pm

kbox next , where wm and nicole joined us
coz they two earlier nvr come
each for diff reasons
then we found them at amk hub de macs
then the trend SCANDAL-LESS (?) started
zzz i dono wth it is but they keep saying so i also say lor lmao

so we smuggled the macs into kbox but
before njl could even take a first bite of the chicken burger
the guy came in and owned us
all he say he keep for us
some more drinks store in fridge while the other food can be warmed up
by their heater later

kbox

today was my second time
the first time i didnt really touch the mike
so today can count first bah

at first dont dare sing one
coz scared alaf like NJL=P
but once got the hang of it
even if i know anyhow singing already
will keep on singing one -.-

zzz

my personal favorites

` shan hu hai !
` zhi dui ni you gan jue !
` best in me !
` dang ni !

in order of memory o.o

hahas
then actually i wan go 典 a jap song one
then come out don have the person singing
so i down there alaf ._.

zzzzzzz
then got one song called BOYS
which made everyone high
but the song like rubbish
then another song
10 LITTLE INDIAN BOYS
then louis was like " i knew someone would ask me to sing!"
rofl
in case you no childhood , the song goes like this :

1 little 2 little 3 little indians
4 little 5 little 6 little indians
7 little 8 little 9 little indians
10 little indian boys

lame-diao

then even at kbox
blackjack still got the better of the situation
which i ZHAO (with 15 points) 4 times in a row
zzzzz
then got somebody blackjack with the black ace and jack
but i forgot who
but in the end is count normal banluk only .

after kbox we went back to amk hub to stone
then realise that forget to take macdonalds ! LOL
then in the end we just forget all about it and went home

btw my phone kena v.lee again until end of school term .
suay until can lausai
dont msg me unless you wan to waste 5 cents

tmr got choir ! hope i dont late

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

i skipped today hahahahas

unintentionally

really !

i wake up is like 6.50 le
so i din feel like going to school
no money chiong cab -.-

i ytd ask 死肥猪 to morning call me le lor
then i purposely go unsilent my phone some more leh
then she call me 64 times .
and i keep haring my ringtone so nice
then i decided to sleep some more . LOL -.-

so i joined the group for the movie and lunch at amk
lunch at nebo
the place like damn cool got this ball that u can sit in and is
like suspended from the ceiling by chains

i want to sit one ! but got pple le ._.

ok so we watched eagle eyeeeeeeeeeee
老鹰眼
i think everyone know what the story is about
nevertheless i still find the way the "eagle eye" tell others to do things
the stuff that she knows and how she predicts them damn cool
i wish i could look at you in the face or better still through the phone
and tell you that you are going to sneeze in 3 seconds ;D

and now 死肥猪 will think of eagle eye whenver she hears the phone ring
loool
k after movie my family and i
my two laogongs and nuer
supposedly went to 死肥猪 house but then her mother say house messy
so cannot
then later yingjie ask her mum
then also say house messy then in the end we go her block downstairs
play blackjack LOL

then the 死肥猪 hor
damn heng leh
1st round be banker only
BLACKJACK leh ! as in the spade ace spade jack that kind
knnnn sibei heng !!
grrr . but in the end she say nvr play the 21 times de haha
so pay her $1 only

blah blah blah

she quite heng eh , banluck so many times
then after that ate YONG TAU HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
then went home

now watching heroes
just before the commercial they show one house explode
then a kid shout "MUM!" coz his mom inside

then the commercial start ..
"introducing new systema ..."

typical nicholas lam anti climax statements -_-"

okay whatever
i hope i can wake up tmr

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

exams away !

but like no diff
im still slacking as much as before ._.

maybe just not so worried -_-"

.
.
.

oh well today went to lan
would say quite on form
kunkka , potm , techies , cm

all wins with kunkka being the best game

then the moment i change lan to NF
lose everything liao -.-" zzz

sian sia

okay i am proud to announce that i change trend le
this is my history of gaming :

runescape -> neopets -> maplestory -> shattered galaxy -> Dispatch of Army ->
maplestory -> dota -> maplestory -> maplestory private servers -> o2mania

and now
presenting to you ... !!



YES . back to neopets . all thanks to yingjie who told me to play neopets
and then i realized i had a stock with 1k shares that was making 50k
then i go play one -.-

now i keep playing the stocks everyday sia
coz 1 day max buy 1k shares nia

walan eh

real life gamble
NEOPETS ALSO GAMBLE T_T

kwarps also ..
another gambling game i cant stop playing until i broke -.-

haizz

looks like i guting become next time the 1900 6688 668 advertisement le
.___________________.

tmr got movie screening
hope it wont bore me

that's all

'DANIU(:

THIS POST IS ON FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZICKS

its not about sitting on a wall , having a great fall
nor is it peh having soldiers and horses

its about

.
.
.

okay so today we went to changi airport
and we flew over to japan for six hours
then we came back

walao i was very sleep early in the morning la
sleep sleep sleep
on the bus to airport also still sleeping -.-
then reach liao got 30 minutes before can board the plane
so some started studying
some ( me inclusive ) started to play cards ....
no money larh sian

play play play

study study study

although like 99.9% of the people there were studying
yingjie has proven that she can study while all the rest are not
O.O
pro-ness

when we finally board the damn plane
the SECRET thing started -.-
it was like
" so and so i tell u a secret "
*tells something totally un-secret*
" sssssssssssh "

-_________________-"

then got
short secret
long secret
tiao lou secret
taking off secret
and cannot say de secret "不能说的秘密"

then on the plane while playing this secret game
we suddenly change to the one that is

"if u laugh u lose " game

then is like i say count 5 seconds
nobody can laugh in this 5 seconds

1 ...
2 ...

tuck rester reong ruck reng bursts out laughing
*HAHAHAHAHAHA*

haven count to 3 me myself also laughing alrdy =.=

its lame
its childish
its stupid

but i like it (:

and then we started talking about mrs peh
not being able to pronounce all the l-consanants
which leads us to Rester Reong and DanieR Ro ._.

which then leads us to memories of mrs khor
my <3 teacher
sewen time elewen ekwer sewenty sewen

ok ...
so when we reach japan
it was snowing !
damn nice leh sian my handphone get confiscated
i so wanted to take picture lor
nvm i shall go kope from rester
whose phone also kena confiscated -.-

then we ate burger king there
i bought a double cheese burger
which everyone fell in love with ._____.
got bak kwa one leh !
so style
i tot that japan is all halal
but its still very nice to eat

so we flew back soon
coz it was getting dark

when we arrive in singapore again
wa best
the queue at immigration damn long !
very sian leh down there like half an hour
just to chop one stupid thing

nearly sat down and play cards while waiting -.-
thank god i can control .. lol

and can you believe
that after that we actually went to eat burger king again
omgwtfbbqftw !

i bought chicken
because i didnt want to eat same thing
then i din noe what nuer was eating
so i open her package
and disintergrate the bread
to see mushrooms
LOL
so i reintergrated the top portion of the bread
and wrapped it back

then i realised there got one picture of mushroom
with a tick =.=
LOL

hahaaas
after that we all take 天train
to T3
to go underground
to the basement
to take the bus
to go home

on the way we started playing alot of stupid games
the first included HOW MANY MEH MEH JUMP OVER THE WALL ?
then i added the
jonny wooosh jonny wooosh
im thinking of three things
and black magic

haha
the thinking of three things one
abraham was the first to know the trick leh
he damn smart!

then rester was 2nd and also the last
coz i asked
" thinking of samuel , a girl , and hotel , what am i thinking of "
then rester said "sex"
i said "wrong"
then jas said "i know! sex !"
then i was like "YESSSS"
*me and jas laugh laugh laugh while rester seh down there*
then he know liao =.=

loools really very fun

tmr is chem rolling dice session ! good luck to me :D
okay that's all !

'DANIU(:

wtf man physics ! this is the first time i do so badly for it la .

knn

that question 12 .

barometer part i dono how to do
once alan ang collect papers liao
i think again
then use maths to do solve !
WTF

i rmb it so well that i can just do it again here la knn

first barometer is 71 cm Hg and 25 cm of air
second barometer is 45.5 cm Hg and 5 cm of air
because sin 30 = opposite / 91
1/2 = oppposite / 91
opposite = 45.5

so the difference in pressure is 25.5 cm Hg
then
25 cm x P1 = 5cm x P2 - (1)
P2-P1 = 25.5
P2 = 25.5 + P1 - (2)

25P1 = 5cm x (25.5 + P1)
25P1 = 127.5 cm + 5P1
20P1 = 127.5 cm
P1 = 6.375 cm

P2 = 6.375 + 25.5
P2 = 31.875

therefore atmospheric pressure
= 71 + 6.375 or 45.5 + 31.875
= 77.375 cm Hg

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
i think ill rmb this question for life
knnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!

super pekchek
even the damn comical 9 o clock show also not making me laugh
.___________________.
OH MY OH MY OH MY ........

and not to forget the other 2 parts to the question

how to put egg inside flask ?
my wonderful answer : burn the paper pray to god

how to remove the egg ?
not so creative but : break the damn flask

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

all add to gether 10 fucking marks leh

WALAOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

i shall stop ranting here

at least my chemistry got more hope
although got one question anyhow pom


i shall cheer up and look forward to tmr's geog !

that's all

'DANIU(:

i hate my family
especially alex .
mad fucker
i'll gladly admit im a son of a bastard .

ok on to things more worth talking in life .

hm how shall i put it .
i asked her out for lunch today
i said "it was just to get to know neighbours better"
but after that i thought it was very lame
hehes
just talk and talk and talk over the beef steak
about life and stuff
hahas
then 不知不觉 2 hours zoom past le . lols
then in the end she wanted to go somewhere else
then cant think of anywher to go
so just went to her house and slack -.-
she was playing audition and then i also play lor
walan i think she damn pro ._.
easily kokhwee's standard
then she everytime laugh at me =.=

aiya anyway after 2-3 hours i went to amk library to "study"
but in the end go there
to like whack people jas only
looools
ytd she said that i go de hua she let me whack
so i whack whack whack like free one =p
then i think nuer see le also xintong LOOL
she and her lame sunburnt hand
but its really damn red
more red than her face LOL
so "study" until 8 or something then go eat
eating the time suddenly reminded of the game
"MORALE BLACKJACK"
coz i only use like 10 cards to shuffle
then 10 cards got 4 ace 6 ahpek
so is like very high chance get banluk/banban
then in the end haven start playing high alrdy
so dont play better LOL
then change and played something else
the "mix soup , scissors paper stone and loser drinks" game
and the person who kena is
.
.
.
NUER !
LOOOL
free one sia .
she scissors paper stone with 3 other pple ,
then all 3 put scissors she put paper
instant drink
LOOOOOOOL

then after that me and joseph go lan
2 pple dl GG zihigh lools
we went to amk raiders
which sucked very much
dl GG nid like 10 minutes
compared to NF which is done in less than 10 seconds
then cr8 rm pple will cannot see de
rubbish computers -.-
in the end play 2 rounds both feed like mad
damn sad .____.
so go home LOL
and that's it .
haha

that's all !

'DANIU(:

today is a bad day ._.

second time i lost 30 bucks in a day leh walao .
the feeling damn seh la -__________________-"
i dono how or what happened ...
but in the end my bet per round become $5
and banker BANANA !
walaoooooooooo

ok i am so vowing to myself
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
MY MAXIMUM BET WILL BE
$4 $3 $2 !!

and i MUST stop when i owe pple
$25 $20 $15 $10!

yes . i will stick to this "curfew" for life .
or i will 罚 myself to be on hiatus from gambling for
one week! three days ! =x

sianzZz...

sucks sia , keep lamenting over this stupid mistake =/
aiya shall talk about something more happy
which is surprisingly my SS .

although my essay half of it is totally buang (the b part)
i feel my source got potential !
=x
i think i can at least pass le , but i want to hit 60+ !!
then i'll be over the moon le .
then the cow will jump over the moon :D

chinese was only average , in fact i think i get full marks le
for the wrong words -.-

just hope for the best bah ! ^^
.. and for a better change in luck ._____.

that's all

'DANIU(:

hmm . so i decided to take a break from jamming ^^
yes that will be what i refer to o2jam as now xD

life's good so far
the exams dont really seem to bother me
although i really think high chances of flunking ._.

especially

SS !

the subeject that beat my record of lowest marks
which was originally chinese

CA2 looked ok ...
combined humans was like b3
chinese b4 i think
physics a2
chem dont rmb =/
maths both a1 , lols

today i go dwayne's IR again lol
actually win $30 one then later lose until owe him $4
then 东山再起 back to $18 . hahas
actually this line is learn from him one
he got one 死辈 line is
"我要东山再起了，你不要不自量力班门弄斧"
LOL . epic
and he is like "要死arh" in hokkien everytime he lose alot of money
haha . damn man sia , he actually lose going to 30-40 le
then suddenly win back till even !
as the banker , that is really imba lols

then after their IR close , i suddnely headache
keep rmbing the money until my brain sehkor ._.
then go eat , then go home
but before going home we go the lame punggol park
where i hit my head while trying to stand up
where sifeizhu fly on the swing like nobody's business
where yingjie took pictures/videos of the scenery maciam pro
where the sifeizhu almost fell into the water (LOL)
where i tell pple that my xiaolaogongs are very stupid ^^

hahahs (:

then on the way home i when i got on the 113 , i notice a familar face
that was sitting opposite me on my left
coz i sit at the far back right and she sit at the far back left .
then after look for like the third time then i confirm that she is one of the
girls next door ._.
(the brothel one)
but i think she dunno me , so i nvr say hi .
then when she got off
same stop as me , duh
i "follow" her all the way back to the lift .
then i think she notice me but dono i her neighbour -____-"
so at the lift , i went in but she didnt come in .
so i went up first , then when i reach my floor le
then i saw the other lift going up
so i "waited" for her .
and 果然 she came up to my floor also .
coz she come out of the lift dono i there then when she turn
she cua tio , LOL
then i say "scared me for what , i your neighbour la"
then i laugh at her , then she laugh back .
in the end we chat for a while outside her house hahas .
then i also ask alot of question about the people in her house ._.
she say those are her cousins and sisters .
haha , then she is the youngest of them , 14 years old =p

so after that she say she want go bathe le , so i just go home lor
which is like 20 steps away -.-"

okay that's all !

PS : to those who are concerned : i am fine :D

'DANIU(: