god like streak ended .

kena pawn ........

zZz

i will devise a counter to potm/kunkka

'DANIU(:

what a nice dream

i hope it comes true

'DANIU(:

yeoh prick

today i decided im gonna remove my old blog song
(since i still cant hear it from home)
tuck and jh both said it was quite nice .
but i think they heard it more times than i have -.-"
not necessarily that they heard it alot of times
just that i hear it very un-often =x

so im adding a music portion to the blog
where ill embed my imeem playlist
the one that i play while i sleep
the one that i play while working
the one that i play while dotaing
the one that i play while constipating in the toilet
the one that i play while i emo and roll on the floor

okay that aside
today dota another owning match
me and sy team + pubs vs other pubs
end game score damn nice
45-4

everyone in our team at least 6 kills haha
sy was viper and i was wd
14 minutes lv 11 holyshit liao

first blood i took
sort of ks coz is he harrass with poison then i stun and whack

2nd and 3rd kill came together
btm lane riki hard time farming against dazzle and troll
so told sy to go gang bot
with the intention to aim troll first
pulled off a nice stun , din hit creeps and aimed maledict on troll
but they attk dazzle first so might as well all attack him -.-"
normal attack killed then after that stun cd le
then i use on troll then sa smoke then he whacking halfway maledict kill
tadah doublekill and killing spree
the rest cant rmb le

this match i farm blink dagger and was quite cool
starting to like blink dagger and got the tempt to buy it for every hero le =p
later my ck sa pa am qop all got blink dagger xD

end game with >16 kills and 3 deaths where i completely tio rape
and told sy not to save lol

then another game i play a hero i used to like alot
enigma - darchrow . [farmed blink also]
then tuck was dk and sy not playing le i think
i got one triple kill
where midnight pulse killed 2 and malefice , the third
but sad tuck the one who was 100%ice-and-cleave attacking while i got the kill
other than that nothing very special about this game
score was abit sucky too , less than 10 kills
more than 10 deaths
but quite alot of assists =p as it should be

another game huskar
tuck went home le i think
i forgot what he played but i rmb nich was the imba support omniknight
so it was like he repel me i blink in [yes blink again]
and life break one guy ..
then sooner or later he tio rape until die
score 16/3 or somewhere around there
very little assists i rmb

another game riki
coz these few days i see riki like keep owning like that .
then i decided that i must try
in the end my lanemate - sladar
-_________-"
no nid harrass no nid farm
but i alot of time make him waste his stun LOL damn cute
i always let him fairyfire/armor penalty me so that i can pull creep aggro
then while doing so he think i going to attack him then i b abit
then i move closer to him abit then he will on sprint and move forward
following up with a stun
but of course that was my whole intention
so i move to the side , and watch him stun creeps , sometimes nothing at all lol
since this game i was soloing top , and sf was soloing mid
i kept comparing my lv with him
damn cb sia , he like 24 hours farming ...
his lothars like damn fast come out
then nobody felt like ganging le
when i 11 he 11
when i 12 he 13
when i 13 he 15
when i 14 he 16
=.="
and its like i smoke le he still can lothar
not like windwalk can silence .
sian-ed in the end they rax le
then we decided to get gem on andy (axe)
and chiong mid
then suddenly we like damn power
see one person kill one person
then manage to crax
but din have enough hp nor lasted long enough to down throne
in the end we lost because their troll fattened up
and they got 2 imba dps we could only take out one and get own by the other
the case where troll quadra killed for instance
sf also got quadra kill but his is take dd one
he lothar in when we no gem , ulti and start whacking like mad
cant rmb my score but i think its even
lost but i thought it was quite a good game

then i rmb i played a few other heroes too
es , destroyer , vs .

es match was damn funny because i keep asking tuck and sy to gang bone
is like i blink do combo liao got one follow up arrow or smoke de
then the bone like gone in 2 seconds
but in the end he still damn fat and cause us to lose

the destroyer match i rmb shiyang was dazzle and tuck , pa
we owning bottom lane de lols
the necrolic solo bottom
and my arcane orb got bonus dmg on the revenants
so i whack like free LOL
each orb gives me 20+ gold
and 25% chance to heal mana
quite budget lols
then their tb jungle whole game suddenly pop out with sny and bot
took us by surprise and my spree ended here
end game sniper was fatter than pa
and also the reason we won
his triplekill , with some help from me and shiyang [we both had guinsoos]
let us rax and well , basically win

vs match damn joke
i ALMOST bought a blink dagger
heng i dont have enough money
early game i lane with nich's lion
i rmb our attempt for fb fail
coz the es stun block our way
then coz i wanted to farm up for lothar and deso [not blink!]
so i bought 3 mithril hammers [my dmg was like + 100]
and *zeusvoice*ITS HAMMER TIME */zeusvoice*
lol =/
endgame i make finish those two items but nvr activate lothar before -.-"
and alsen went holy shit
everytime he wan gush help us slow , in the end he kill lolol
and everytime we see solo hero i swap
then magic missile then kunkka torrent hit then lion impale
then the victim kena orgasm lols
oh and btw i think they fixed the impale-based-stun thing le
as in now u can kena impale and impale again
or burrowstrike/ravage for that matter
so i saw alsen ravage and nich impale together
the lr who kena was like fly up frm ravage le
drop down then instantly fly up again lol
maciam ball

are you getting bored ? reading all my dota summaries .
actually i dont care

anyways
well here's one last one .
some time after tuck go home and before he reach home
i picked mag coz i felt like farming =p
didnt get a solo lane but nvm
lanemate was morph and opponent vs solo
its like 3 waves the vs die
2 shock 1 form as in 2 shockwave 1 waveform
harrass with one first , then cd le throw another one
morph follow up with kill
until cm came to bot
then i ulti both of them at tower
but morph waveform away coz he no hp , kena cm 2 skills
then i whack quite slow because of frost nova
then i throw the shockwave kill cm but after reversepolarity effect over le
vs stun me and tower killed him . so counted as my double kill .
lolol .
end game : travel , bfury , bfury , deso , mom , blink [again xD]
fat anot ? =p
i think i blink in ulti , 2 hit ko the cm
and their bh ,
who was damn fat coz he went around hunting 2 of my teamates
who were quite noob =x ,
think he ww away he very cool , but my 120% splash owned him .
end of story lol .
the opponent say my maggie soak up too much water become fat liao
not nice to eat -.-"

and then got another hero ...
JOKING XD
its 2.47am im going to bathe then sleep xD
tmr might lan the whole day again =p wanna get garena ladder level up abit

PS YAY MY NEW COM IS COMING TO ME . I CAN CHOOSE SOME MORE ! ANY RECOMMENDATIONS !? :D

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

HELLO WORLD , SAY HELLO TO DOTA GOD !
joking

today didnt work so i played at lan at the time i would be usually working
just thought today especially on form .

for a first
i've never seen gay hair (MAO) lose with riki before
today was his first
and i was his opponent
HAH

second went beyond godlike with potm in a pub game
before playing with mao dey all
standard mj build
with additional bfly eos and riza
score was 22/2/12
easy to rmb . xD

then got a match i thought i shld try fv
in the end farm like damn slow , should have gotten midas early
end game only got armlet mom only -.-"
and the freaking armlet i tried the on off trick twice
all 2 made me die wtf

first time i fighting crepes .
a giant wave approached and jeff was heading there
( his windrunner is good leh , comparing mine/others i've seen )
i ask him let me have it then i tw in
mom armlet on then start whacking ..
then this time i timewalk out then off armlet
knn before i on armlet again the mage creep de green green thing chase me
and then i die .
fuck la -.-"

second time fighting in their base i tw in and chrono
jeff whack one guy [i think bun] until he died while i whack bb
but he din die so i chase chase chase (with armlet still on) unsuccessfully
veno shadow strike me but then i tw and chase again
then when i thought cannot le i turn back off armlet
BOOM . shadow strike 50 dmg killed me
knn i nvr going to buy drumlet armlet le . cb rubbish item

haiz . but other than that got this imba save
that made the whole team high for 30 seconds . lolz
nich playing omniknight tio chase by like 3 heros then he left 30 hp
when i did a chrono and he got away safely .
the end . lol
should have saved the replay since it was such an epic save

but then again , fv's role on the team is to farm fat fat
and kill the enemy team in chrono while teamates whack from outside
and not use chrono to save teamates .
so overall my fv is a phialure lol .
1/5/3 maciam feeder .

PS . lothar on ts is rubbish
PPS . im starting to like other orbs for potm , eg deso/manta
PPPS . observer wards are really really useful ! should use them soon

that's all people^^

'DANIU(:

yo all

posting frm net force
which is wher i currently am workng at

:D

quite fun la , looking at pple play dota and stuff
but this lan different frm the one at punggol
i only can surf net , cant play dota haha . ~_~

oh well
bye ;D

'DANIU(:

ok
just coz my youtube fix le
i go listen to jay chou new album de songs

actually i know one song le
then i go find others
then heard this very nice de
its called 说好得幸福呢
then now i keep trying to play this song on piano
and im despo to complete it LOL

ok great .
look what youtube has done to me
maybe i shouldnt have fixed it in the first place -.-"

back to piano , bye

'DANIU(:

woots .
1. i fixed my monitor
2. i figured how to get my com to hear music frm flash players like youtube and imeem

double woots .

the "figuring" was kinda lame .
coz all it took was just for me to create a new user acc
then open internet frm there can le -.-"
somehow the internet doesnt like my previous acc .
now i can enjoy mad videos .
which might not necessarily be a good thing

oh well
since i have nothing much to blog about , i shall do the pig quiz .
know why its called the pig quiz ?
because i got it from a pig's blog (:
isnt that amazing ?


1. your relationship with him/her?
pig/punchbag/pet/bowlingball/basketball/soccerball/laogong:D
2. Your five impressions of him/her?
short/fat/short/fat/short ^^ very easy
3. The most memorable thing he/she had done to you:
she so big . rmb her alone use up all my memory space le
no more space rmb the things she do -.-"
4. The most memorable thing she said to you?
im not really sure , but it should be something like
"stop calling me fat" or "i'm not fat ok!"
5. If she become your lover you will?
i will faint . scared she eat me .
7. If he/she becomes your lover the thing he/she can he/she has to improve?
THIS IS OBVIOUS . LETS SAY IT TOGETHER ........ DIET !!!
8. If he/she becomes your enemy you will?
hmmm , dono . xD
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
coz she always say "总有一天我会跟你翻脸"
so when she becomes my enemy , then this day arrives xD
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is?
diet diet diet diet diet diet diet -.-" cant say enough of it .
11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
FAT . we all know it .
12. How do you think people around you will feel about you?
that depends .
i guess people really hate me when im down xP
13. The characters you love about yourself are,
i have a natural sense of humour xD
btw love yourself sounds horrible
14. On the contrary, the reasons you hate yourself are?
i hate myself when my bad mood affects friends . the typical meiqi syndrome
15. The ideal person you want to be is?
someone who is cheerful all the time .
there was this kid in pri school who was like that .
his name is poh hang siang .
i dono whether he would still recognise me now but i guess he'll be pretty honored
realising that he has been idolized by me xD
16. For people that care; like you, say something to
MOO =D
17. Pass this quiz to 10 people:

(to choose the people here i used my phone and randomly scrolled down the contacts list)

1) clarice
2) james
3) malcolm
4) pearleen
5) teng yong
6) wei ting
7) abraham
8) jean the alien
9) mao ziyuan
10) osama

18. who is 6 having a relationship with
[weiting] the air con ! LOLS
19. Is 9 a male or female?
[maoziyuan] undoubtedly male
20. If 7 & 8 are together will it be a good thing?
[abraham&jeanthealien] maybe ? abraham is nowhere near predictable you know =p
22. What is 2 studying about
[james] he going army soon liao . LOL
23. When was the last time you had a chat with 3
[malcolm] texas poker session . he still owes me $2 -.-"
24. What kind of band music does 8 likes
[jeanthealien] umm . i guess must be all english xD
25. Does 1 have any siblings?
[clarice] no , i dont think so
26. will you woo 3?
[malcolm] haha . im not gay
27. How about 7
[abraham] haha , if i were i girl , maybe
28. Is 4 single
[pearleen] idk now , but i do rmb "WOYAOGARY" xD
29. What is the surname of 5
[tengyong] neo ... pets xD
30.Whats the hobby of 4
[pearleen] idk lol unless its "WOYAOGARY" again lol
31. Does 5 & 9 gets along well
[tengyong&maoziyuan] yup i think . both great singers ;D
32. Where is 2 studying at
[james] too old for school LOL
33. Talk something casually about 1
[clarice] she likes dogs and got one called milo . *looks at osama and chingyee* LOL
34. Have you tried developing feelings for 8
[jeanthealien] lol . no , sadly
35. Where does 9 lives?
[maoziyuan] near montfort
36. What colour does 1 likes?
[clarice] idk .
37. Are 5 & 2 best friends?
[james&tengyong] they dont know each other .
38. Does 7 like 2?
[abraham&james] they dont know each other .
39. How did you get to know 2?
[james] church ! good brother who always gives me encouragement smses
40. Does 1 have any pets?
[clarice] dogs dogs and more dogs . xP
41. Is 7 the meanest person in the world?
[abraham] nope , he's very nice . lol
42. Is 10 tall?
[osama] well , yes . his uncommon amazing hair adds quite abit to his height .
( can throw paper aeroplane and get stuck inside one leh ! xD )


lols i don think any of these 10 people will ever know that they need to do a quiz
or even if they have a blog -.-"

okay!
stuff to do tmr :
` cut hair
` open POSB account
` go for training

PS : if by now u cant figure out i got the quiz from jaslynn , its from jaslynn (:

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

ITS A WORLD RECORD !!!!!!!!

brand new gusiness world record

22 hours 15 minutes
spent on SLEEPING .
broken by yours truly

beat that , seriously

from wednesday 11 pm sleep till thurs 9.15pm
i own man .
i think is coz of chalet thats why so tired hahaha .

okay nothing else liao .
i wanna go back to sleeeeeep xD

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

boys and gerss


okay ...
its been pretty long since i updated .
reason being my comp de monitor jitao drop on the floor and kaboom

and im not some super genieous that can type without looking at the lame monitor
its apparent coz i cant even spell genieous

ok
so the course de project is totally screwed i think
i ponned it today to spend time at chalet and now i think that osama and kok
probably just played pua chao bridge all day long ._.

i single handedly made the first room while they claim all the fucking credit -_-
so i hope that they will make more rooms or they do their own report and stuff liddat

tuck heng

tuck heng wants his name written
so i just wrote it for fun so you peeps can know how lame he is

and junhua jus said nice one followed by a fuck you la dont ... ... dont ... ..
and he fails to complete the sentence as he smacks his head on the bed
and louis gives a gay laugh

"Er HER HER HER HER !!!"

okay ..
btw 西界 was about to play by jh just fast forwarded it .
holy shit

percy is like everyday play psp at chalet or gathering de lor
from last year chalet , bev and chingyee birthdayparty until today !
still wearing out his lame thumbs on the lame gadget

btw
he got new name le

BERCY BHUA BIN BAN

all thanks to 死肥猪

oh && another epic stuff happened
one day
louis went to the toilet
thinking that noone was inside
he jitao open door
to his utter qqqq as described by louis
he saw weiming shitting while reading newspapers

and then louis said CB wm said LJ
louis said FUCK wm said OK !

joking ..

but really
he saw him naked
NAKED YOU KNOW !
how many times in a lifetime do u get to see that ?
probably alittle more than 95408734673479863489

and now the song playing PICTURES OF YOU !!!

pictures of you ... NAKED !!
picturs of me ... NAKED !!

hung upon the wall for the world to see !!! WOW LOLOLOL FREE PORN

LOLOL .

ok that was so random but in-link .
hahaha back to the topic..

the course .
tmr presentation
i don wanna do a shit
so i shal just constipate in my seat while they do their shit
eh no i mean presentation

and 15 minutes from now we going to cut cake

ok back to topic
aiya nvm i don wan talk about the course le
i shal talk about the red bal rolling around since the start of the day
first i thought she was the basketball then i thought she was the Bowling ball!!
then she now pinching me think she very big !
but she relly is very big !!!

then i have to end the post nw becuase nicole wants her laptop back

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

hello all

today im going to try something new for the first time in history
you can study it twenty years down the road if you want
pua stunt

i'm going to create my cover version of
BECAUSE OF YOU by kelly clarkson
hopefully someday she gets to see this and be so disgusted that she retires

a 1
a 2
a 1 , 2 , 3 GO !

=======================

"Because Of You"
kelly clarkson

I will use the same toilet that i did
I will not let myself
Cause my butt so much misery
I will not laugh the way you did,
You laughed out loud
I've learned the hard way
To never let my butt tio shit

Because of you
I kena shit on my big fat backside
Because of you
I learned to never use the kopitiam toilet bowl
Because of you
I find it hard to shit not only shit, but everyshit around me
Because of you
I kena shit

I constipate
And it's not too long before you point it out
How did you know
Because I looked as if i was gonna blow
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh for that second of my life
My butt can't possibly shit
When i wasn't even clean to start with

Because of you
I kena shit on my big fat backside
Because of you
I learned to never use the kopitiam toilet bowl
Because of you
I find it hard to shit not only shit, but everyshit around me
Because of you
I kena shit

I kena shit
You mock at me like got no tomorrow
My butt so clean
You should have known better than to frighten it
I clean one side you still wan laugh
wtf was wrong with you
And now I cry in the middle of the night
coz the otherside still got shit

Because of you
I kena shit on my big fat backside
Because of you
I learned to never use the kopitiam toilet bowl
Because of you
I try my hardest to face the shit
Because of you
The scene of shit is still stuck in my brain
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because i cant shit anymore
Because of you
I got shit phobia

Because of you
Because of you


=========================

i hope you were having your meal while reading this
and by now have thrown up at least half of what was on your plate
not bad leh ! i helping pple recycle food ! ^^

ok la . very lame
i got this inspiration for the dirty toilet i saw in the kopitiam
as in really .
epic =.=
but no i wasnt listening to the song itself when i was there
life isnt a bed of roses you know ...
its about doing ur best to shit on a toilet bowl without shit
ok sry .

xDD

okay btw i've been up for this IT course for 3 days already

IDGD
introduction to digital game development

the programme is quite cool but the graphics ...
abit suaku ._.
they teach us to make this game where got this monster
bouncing all over the screen then u must click to score points
and then it will respawn else where then u must click agian .
this was easy
in the end my this game impossible to win .
coz the monster move too fast le -.-

then a more challenging task was to make the plane tat could shoot
enemies while flying through a place then got the boss at the end

wa this one osama best
he make his plane damn imba got all sorts of funny funny ulti
the graphics also quite nice
dono how he do one
then i cant make nice nice graphics
so i make my boss imba summon-er

summon until .. more monsters than the total in front -.-"
then in the end sure die because too cramp then u will go bang the enemy

but overall quite good la ,
coz the teacher quite lenian let us surf net play games use msn and stuff
coz we can get to play dota during the 1 hour break LOL

me kok and osama play arspom
then i tio nchant
kok potm osama sylla
and they 2v1 me
lol damn crap sia
starting 4k money i still go press iron wood branch =.= "

i jitao buy ulti orb le LOL
then i learn mzy/kzw gay style to buy blink
then normal i throw impetus hit potm alrdy got like 1/3 hp gone le
then i blink back LOL half life instant kill -.-"
kok bo nice arrow
all is i stand down there farming the time he from fog shoot
but also nvr kill
since the healing is so imba

in the end we rmk and play -arshspom and once fb rmk
then got heros like viper and veno . lame sia
the veno one epic
is me vs osama kok again
then is like they take turns to shadow strike (gay)
so i know i going to die already
so i retreat to twr range then whack the lower hp one
then while i whacking the lower hp one the tower whacking the other veno
so whack until left abit i shadow strike the low hp one
then i die , opponent draw fb
then the tio ss one die LOL
then after that the actually higher hp veno who tio tower shot kena killed by
NECROMANCER .
epic
but consider my kill
than got dk some more rofl
okay la abit excited .

okay so after lessons we surf the net again
qingxuan/kokhwee started this trend of the website with many puzzles
you can visit here : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/

then at ur current page they tell u you're at lvl 1 then they give u
the hint

then when u figure out the answer you must replace the html with your answer

forexample :

this is level one : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/wicked2/apple/level1.html

then if u know how to get the answer , you'd find out that
the answer is 2level

so you replace level 1 with 2level and go to : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/wicked2/apple/2level.html

where u will be shown level 2's hint to get to level 3 . so on so forth
then got one is this question : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/wickedjunior/apple/painlessoperation.html

i see liao i jitao

" I KNOW THE ANSWER ! "
*TYPES YINGJIE NAME*

LOL
epic sia
and then got one question they say nid to use a search engine
then my VERY SMART laogong
went to yahoo search and typed in google ...
-_________-"
searching for google on yahoo ...
searching for a search engine on a search engine ...
what's more .


okay . so tmr theres higher mother tongue o levels for alot of people!
hereby wish them good luck and all the best !

tmr me and osama will spend the 1 hour gaming break 1v1-ing LOL
i seriously think 1v1 dota is damn lame ._.

okay whatever , in the end i still playing also -.-"

that's all^^

'DANIU(:

my . stocks . are . crashing .

!!!!!!!!!!

this is so sian
was earning like 100k couple days ago
now dropping like xiao le

noo . zomg

donwan play neopets le la sian
i go join junhua in runescape ._.

pwn his ass
then he call me fierce -.-"

that time when i was merchanting runescape money to earn real life cash
i still got 11m left ._.

and alot of lame armor that are members only
now i cant wear .. zz

and theres at least a thousand updates since i last played can ...
i had to go around like an idiot asking
"err whers the log out button?"
simply because it changed to an x at the top right corner ...
last time used to be got one log out button d zz

and then i rmb percy said his char can punch 20 dmg in rsc

sian...

he pure str pker sia .
skali his damage 80% misses ~_~

ok enough of runescape ... !!

but my 66 magic will own him . even fire blast can kill

ok sry

if not range also can kill , i got alot of rune arrows !!!!!!

NOW SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!
zzz

maybe i shld just get a new comp and stick to dota .


sry for the lame post
that's all^^

'DANIU(: