hello all
today im going to
try something new for the first time in history
you can study it twenty years down the road if you want pua stunt
i'm going to create my cover version of
BECAUSE OF YOU by kelly clarkson
hopefully someday she gets to see this and be so disgusted that she retires
a 1
a 2
a 1 , 2 , 3 GO !
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"Because Of You"
kelly clarkson
I will use the same toilet that i did
I will not let myself
Cause my butt so much misery
I will not laugh the way you did,
You laughed out loud
I've learned the hard way
To never let my butt tio shit
Because of you
I kena shit on my big fat backside
Because of you
I learned to never use the kopitiam toilet bowl
Because of you
I find it hard to shit not only shit, but everyshit around me
Because of you
I kena shit
I constipate
And it's not too long before you point it out
How did you know
Because I looked as if i was gonna blow
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh for that second of my life
My butt can't possibly shit
When i wasn't even clean to start with
Because of you
I kena shit on my big fat backside
Because of you
I learned to never use the kopitiam toilet bowl
Because of you
I find it hard to shit not only shit, but everyshit around me
Because of you
I kena shit
I kena shit
You mock at me like got no tomorrow
My butt so clean
You should have known better than to frighten it
I clean one side you still wan laugh
wtf was wrong with you
And now I cry in the middle of the night
coz the otherside still got shit
Because of you
I kena shit on my big fat backside
Because of you
I learned to never use the kopitiam toilet bowl
Because of you
I try my hardest to face the shit
Because of you
The scene of shit is still stuck in my brain
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because i cant shit anymore
Because of you
I got shit phobia
Because of you
Because of you
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i hope you were having your meal while reading this
and by now have thrown up at least half of what was on your plate
not bad leh ! i helping pple recycle food ! ^^
ok la . very lame
i got this inspiration for the dirty toilet i saw in the kopitiam
as in really .
epic =.=
but no i wasnt listening to the song itself when i was there
life isnt a bed of roses you know ...
its about doing ur best to shit on a toilet bowl without shit
ok sry .
xDD
okay btw i've been up for this IT course for 3 days already
IDGD
introduction to digital game development
the programme is quite cool but the graphics ...
abit suaku ._.
they teach us to make this game where got this monster
bouncing all over the screen then u must click to score points
and then it will respawn else where then u must click agian .
this was easy
in the end my this game impossible to win .
coz the monster move too fast le -.-
then a more challenging task was to make the plane tat could shoot
enemies while flying through a place then got the boss at the end
wa this one osama best
he make his plane damn imba got all sorts of funny funny ulti
the graphics also quite nice
dono how he do one
then i cant make nice nice graphics
so i make my boss imba summon-er
summon until .. more monsters than the total in front -.-"
then in the end sure die because too cramp then u will go bang the enemy
but overall quite good la ,
coz the teacher quite lenian let us surf net play games use msn and stuffcoz we can get to play dota during the 1 hour break LOL
me kok and osama play arspom
then i tio nchant
kok potm osama sylla
and they 2v1 me
lol damn crap sia
starting 4k money i still go press iron wood branch =.= "
i jitao buy ulti orb le LOL
then i learn mzy/kzw gay style to buy blink
then normal i throw impetus hit potm alrdy got like 1/3 hp gone le
then i blink back LOL half life instant kill -.-"
kok bo nice arrow
all is i stand down there farming the time he from fog shoot
but also nvr kill
since the healing is so imba
in the end we rmk and play -arshspom and once fb rmk
then got heros like viper and veno . lame sia
the veno one epic
is me vs osama kok again
then is like they take turns to shadow strike (gay)
so i know i going to die already
so i retreat to twr range then whack the lower hp one
then while i whacking the lower hp one the tower whacking the other veno
so whack until left abit i shadow strike the low hp one
then i die , opponent draw fb
then the tio ss one die LOL
then after that the actually higher hp veno who tio tower shot kena killed by
NECROMANCER .
epic
but consider my kill
than got dk some more rofl
okay la abit excited .
okay so after lessons we surf the net again
qingxuan/kokhwee started this trend of the website with many puzzles
you can visit here : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/
then at ur current page they tell u you're at lvl 1 then they give u
the hint
then when u figure out the answer you must replace the html with your answer
forexample :
this is level one : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/wicked2/apple/level1.html
then if u know how to get the answer , you'd find out that
the answer is 2level
so you replace level 1 with 2level and go to : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/wicked2/apple/2level.html
where u will be shown level 2's hint to get to level 3 . so on so forth
then got one is this question : http://www.weikiat.net/wicked/wickedjunior/apple/painlessoperation.html
i see liao i jitao
" I KNOW THE ANSWER ! "
*TYPES YINGJIE NAME*
LOL
epic sia
and then got one question they say nid to use a search engine
then my VERY SMART laogong
went to yahoo search and typed in google ...
-_________-"
searching for google on yahoo ...
searching for a search engine on a search engine ...
what's more .
okay . so tmr theres higher mother tongue o levels for alot of people!
hereby wish them good luck and all the best !
tmr me and osama will spend the 1 hour gaming break 1v1-ing LOL
i seriously think 1v1 dota is damn lame ._.
okay whatever , in the end i still playing also -.-"
that's all^^
'DANIU(:
